Coach Eric Taylor is the greatest man that has ever lived.
I rationalize all my swearing by assuming I will get kicked out of New England if I don't keep it up.
I will never miss any single human being as much as I miss the TV show Lost.
Most problems can be solved by eating Friendly's chicken fingers and honey mustard.
Walking in Memphis is the greatest song of all time.
Sometimes I just really want to know what Jonathan Taylor Thomas had for breakfast that morning.
I'm pretty sure life doesn't exist before 10 AM.
I wish there was a series of Goosebumps books for adults.
Everyone should pray at the altar of Rupaul.
Look at this old timey movie star… @esponation603
Cool. Thanks for the nightmares!
Can I have this if I pay you in smiles?
Flappin and a yappin.
How bizarre, how bizarre.
Kevin Hart, killin’ it per usual.
When you go see Guardians of the Galaxy for the second time, then come home and get to change one of your listings to SOLD while enjoying a hot chocolate and listening to Little Richard. #relatable
Too cold? No, it’s just right.