Coach Eric Taylor is the greatest man that has ever lived.
I rationalize all my swearing by assuming I will get kicked out of New England if I don't keep it up.
I will never miss any single human being as much as I miss the TV show Lost.
Most problems can be solved by eating Friendly's chicken fingers and honey mustard.
Walking in Memphis is the greatest song of all time.
Sometimes I just really want to know what Jonathan Taylor Thomas had for breakfast that morning.
I'm pretty sure life doesn't exist before 10 AM.
I wish there was a series of Goosebumps books for adults.
Everyone should pray at the altar of Rupaul.
If it seems like I’m really upset about this, it’s because I am.
Fresh brontosaurus. Er, bone marrow. Have mercy! @moxynh #portsmouthnh
The skirt steak that could bring peace to the Middle East. @moxynh #portsmouthnh
Is it legal in NH to be in love with a menu? @moxynh #portsmouthnh
This was not who I expected to be getting a pedicure alongside…
Killin’ it. #Friday
Because your outrageousness has taken root and I can’t stop laughing, @colealphamull.
Shadows and clouds. #SeabrookBeach #NH
Kinda ready for October.