Coach Eric Taylor is the greatest man that has ever lived.
I rationalize all my swearing by assuming I will get kicked out of New England if I don't keep it up.
I will never miss any single human being as much as I miss the TV show Lost.
Most problems can be solved by eating Friendly's chicken fingers and honey mustard.
Walking in Memphis is the greatest song of all time.
Sometimes I just really want to know what Jonathan Taylor Thomas had for breakfast that morning.
I'm pretty sure life doesn't exist before 10 AM.
I wish there was a series of Goosebumps books for adults.
Everyone should pray at the altar of Rupaul.
It’s easier to work when there are Halloween-esque flowers around.
My boyfriend tells Disney where to go. @russrenshaw
If you want to make a foodie’s heart explode, plan a trip to Portland for her upcoming birthday.
I’m in Professor X’s office.
One of us got a red lemonade Margarita and it’s not the girl.