Coach Eric Taylor is the greatest man that has ever lived.
I rationalize all my swearing by assuming I will get kicked out of New England if I don't keep it up.
I will never miss any single human being as much as I miss the TV show Lost.
Most problems can be solved by eating Friendly's chicken fingers and honey mustard.
Walking in Memphis is the greatest song of all time.
Sometimes I just really want to know what Jonathan Taylor Thomas had for breakfast that morning.
I'm pretty sure life doesn't exist before 10 AM.
I wish there was a series of Goosebumps books for adults.
Everyone should pray at the altar of Rupaul.
Cool story, tell it again… #wiw #jeopardy
HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS. #JurassicWorld #OMG
Happy Administrative Professionals Day!
I probably won’t be content with life until I own this. No biggie.
Achievement unlocked: Break master.
Listening to Steve Winwood and seeing cloud elephants. Regular Saturday.