Coach Eric Taylor is the greatest man that has ever lived.
I rationalize all my swearing by assuming I will get kicked out of New England if I don't keep it up.
I will never miss any single human being as much as I miss the TV show Lost.
Most problems can be solved by eating Friendly's chicken fingers and honey mustard.
Walking in Memphis is the greatest song of all time.
Sometimes I just really want to know what Jonathan Taylor Thomas had for breakfast that morning.
I'm pretty sure life doesn't exist before 10 AM.
I wish there was a series of Goosebumps books for adults.
Everyone should pray at the altar of Rupaul.
A year ago, this was happening. Get me back there with a BBC, some guac and a giant bottle of aloe. #nonewfriends #fakefriends #marios30thfiesta
That time @rpdesignandbranding and I didn’t leave the house without our yellow jackets and tiny sunglasses, apparently. #TBT
That time Teddy Ruxpin was such a gentleman on our date that he only drank tea and ate boxed jello. And my uncle chaparoned. #TBT
That time I was so damn cool, and Espo knew it. #TBT #EspoNation
Hey mum, down here. #catstagram
Nothing beats this kinda lunch break.
Sometimes you go to take a selfie and you get photo bombed by a Badass American Banana.
Aw man, tuck you!
It’s a marvelous night for an oceanwalk.